Imagine trying to smuggle ganja seeds in your wig?! Two pounds at that.
Ganja has a very distinct scent and to have it in that prime position is sending off alarms on the mission that you are about.
Which is why it is not surprising when a hairdresser in the Jamaican courts got 18 months for using her head – unwisely too – to get the drug out of the country.
She not only had the ganja seeds hidden in her wig, but had some stashed away in her underwear.
Now we are not going to be completely cruel and reveal her name. We will spare her that embarrassment.
We will however, reveal that she is a downtown Kingston sidewalk vendor and no doubt she was “trying a thing” to improve her circumstances – it just wasn’t well thought out.
Man accused of trying to steal rum by tying bottles to his waist
Now if you thought that one made you scratch your head, think about this one where a young man was accused of stealing five bottles of J. Wray and Nephew rum from the company grounds. His method? Tying them to his waist!
Let us try wrap our minds around this for a second, how would you expect to escape notice in that way?
The accused was leaving the company grounds and the security searched him noticing the five bottles of sealed rum tied around his waist.